" It whirred. This damned machine let out a grumble the moment it swallowed some white sheets. It was the hungriest thing I have ever seen - it never stopped eating as long as I was there. I, as a humble servant of this thing, was slaved to serve up stacks of white paper to the gigantic mouth of this machine. It ate. It ate. And It ate again. This picky darn machine only wanted its food served with the embellishments faced up, whines when it had a sheet stuck within a crevice in its gaping mouth and regurgitates double the sheets it ate. How odd.
For for eight hours, I was tortured for what it seemed an eternity. My legs were aching ( as you can see I am not allowed to sit as the place was too small, hence no chair for me ), my shoulders were aching, and even my arse hurted. The dementing chore of manipulating sheets of paper to and fro this monster was giving me a mental breakdown. I stole frequent glances at my ever-slowly ticking watch. After the eternity, I was finally liberated. It was appeased. "
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Haha, an exageration of my first day at work. Basically, I just photocopied tax invoices. Not a few sheets of them but 3 stacks. I used up 2 boxes, yes boxes not packets, of white paper. Oh trees, I am so sorry! Pretty boring, but nevertheless, I need the friggin' money!!! One more day (tomorrow) of "feeding" this machine and I will be somewhere else doing something more interesting.
Alrighty~ Bye bye~
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